Headline: Ozempic Nation: Skinny, Sad, and Still Snacking

From red carpets to small towns, everyone’s lining up for weight-loss shots like Ozempic. They’re pricey, don’t work for everyone, and come with side effects that sound worse than the donuts they replace. I take a porch-swing look at America’s latest miracle fix.

Headline: Ozempic Nation: Skinny, Sad, and Still Snacking
Photo of a donut box on a wooden porch table at sunrise, with one donut missing and an insulin-style injection pen lying beside it.