Current events, Midwest porch style. The stuff that makes you laugh, sigh, or shake your head.
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From red carpets to small towns, everyone’s lining up for weight-loss shots like Ozempic. They’re pricey, don’t work for everyone, and come with side effects that sound worse than the donuts they replace. I take a porch-swing look at America’s latest miracle fix.
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We were promised robot overlords with lasers. Instead, they showed up with Pinterest boards and paintbrushes. From AI writers to voice bots to logo generators, Mark weighs in on the slow death of real creativity — porch style.
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Remember when weed was weak and smelled like your cousin's sock drawer? Not anymore. Today's cannabis is potent, packaged, and sold legally in half the country — no medical card needed. So why are we still pretending it's just a plant?